Friday, June 23, 2006

Boob Job Nightmare

So I had a dream that I had a boob job; they screwed it up and instead of making them smaller and perkier, they made them BIGGER - enlarging them into giant, honey dew melon-porn-star tits!

Oh, and one side was significantly bigger than the other, they were all dimpled and poorly shaped.

...and the best part? They put two nipples on one boob, and no nipple on the other. I awoke and said to the doctor, "Did you not notice this? Doesn't it look funny to you?!?!" Needless to say, I was happy to wake up and see all was well with my chest. Phew!

Hm. Now there's a subconscious manifestation of fear, no?
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4 comments:

Serena said...

I am sure it wasn't funny when you were dreaming it but it makes a hysterical story.

7:24 PM
Christi Nielsen said...

That is hilarious! I often have a dream where I wake up with one huge boob and one small one. I guess I feel my life is unbalanced! ;-)

1:37 PM
bye said...

I had crazy-bizarre-scary dreams pre-op and also just before giving birth. I think when something is so much on the brain it has to work its way out one way or another.

By the time I am ready for a boob job the girls will probably look like a couple of tube socks filled with sand.

Something to look forward to. . .

ugh

1:45 PM
Holly said...

when i was pregnant with my daughter, and working at a vet clinic, i had regular nightmares of giving birth to a litter of children. that i misplaced them, couldn't remember which was which, etc.

i need a tummy tuck and a boob job, i'm sure i'll be sharing in the botched surgery nightmares soon as well.

8:07 AM

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